ive been kinda bummed out lately but then this shirt came and im still kinda bummed out but at least now i have a cool shirt
- Mom: My coworkers found out it's my birthday and they're throwing me a party.
- Me: Why do you seem sad?
- Mom: Because I don't want them to know it's my birthday!
- Me: Well you get a party. Be excited.
- Mom: Ohhhhhhhhhh! ...I have to take Alprazolam...so I don't get too excited...
“Banankai… Peel, Senbonbanana!”
Byakuya Kuchiki
Please read this****
If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.
Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city
tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations
Sorry, but no.
http://www.snopes.com/business/bank/pinalert.asp
Baby Says- The Kills
Dog doesn’t want kisses.
looking through my photos and I found this, I guess I made a point to keep it all this time
elijah wood looks impatiently at an uncooperative penguin
GODDAMNIT MICHAEL
it would have been better but funding for the project got cut halfway through
*less interesting than you thought
